Only 5 days Left Until It's Over...

Only 5 days Left Until It's Over...

You've just been told you only have 5 days left on this planet. What will you do with your time?
Use it wisely.

Add an account of your 5 days in the comments section at The World According to Zed.

Bravery and Courage in The World According to Zed

Frankie's come a long way from fear and trepidation in the land of humans. Read this touching post as she grows in bravery and courage.

Visit: The World According to Zed. Bring tissues.

Feeling Rebellion in The World According to Zed

I was feeling quite rebellious this morning, and so I'm not posting today in The World According to Zed--and I'm not afraid to say it. :) I'm not posting, like it or lump it.

Blame it on yesterday's Russian Day party, or on the borscht, as Boris Yeltsin suggests. But I ain't posting no matter what.


Pfft. And over and out.

More About Belly Buttons Than You Ever Wanted to Know

See desperation in action, then rate it. Get a glimpse of Mr. Fab's belly button--where else can you find this sort of high-quality posting?

Run, do not walk, to The World According to Zed blog.

How to Lose Your Job in One Easy Lesson Read about Faith, a New York City waitress who lost her job by trying to go on vacation. We've all decided she's got a great law suit goin' on.____________________________________

How to Lose Your Job in One Easy Lesson Read about Faith, a New York City waitress who lost her job by trying to go on vacation. We've all decided she's got a great law suit goin' on.
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This Wednesday is RUSSIAN DAY at The World According to Zed.

I'm giving you a few days to plan what you're bringing, 'cause even though the United States were in a cold war with the USSR for about 45 years, we don't know much about their culture.

So plan ahead what food, drink, people (living and dead), animals, maps, artifacts, jokes, songs, etc. you want to bring.

I've got Khrushchev covered, go get your own shoe-pounding Russian tyrant.

The Speaker of Extremely Frequent Extraneous Information (SEFEI) is someone who prefers misdirected, unfocused chatter to every day, univerally accepted conversational techniques. Also known as The Person Who Can't Get to the Point, SEFEIs can drive you and me and the cavalry to drink until the cows come home.

To read about SEFEIs, laugh, and pull your hair out until you're bald, click here.

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Today in The World According to Zed, a post starring Celine Dion, singing "All by Myself."

But if you can't stand looking at Celine, there's a much-appreciated link to WonderRobbie's rendition of the same song. Don't miss it!

Click here to get there quick!